Sidbidgessnad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent donkey.

Sidbidgessnad created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbidgessnad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sidbidgessnad, she will manifest in front of you.

Sidbidgessnad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sidbidgessnad's Holy Commandments

1. Sidbidgessnad loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Hide if seven birds approach from the south.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.