Libruttpadlik is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, loving deer.

Libruttpadlik created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Libruttpadlik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Libruttpadlik, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Libruttpadlik's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Libruttpadlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect nine silver sculptures of Libruttpadlik on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.