Gunxemkap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, almighty raven.

Gunxemkap created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunxemkap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gunxemkap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gunxemkap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gunxemkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near horses while wearing pink trousers and balancing three gold spheres on your feet.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.