Hasartgabflab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain mongoose.

Hasartgabflab created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasartgabflab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hasartgabflab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hasartgabflab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hasartgabflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.