Yokxuckboglik is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful cobra.

Yokxuckboglik created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokxuckboglik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yokxuckboglik, it will send you a sign.

Yokxuckboglik's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yokxuckboglik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Yokxuckboglik's name in vain.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never look at nebulae.