Vinvonkkop is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful eagle.

Vinvonkkop created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinvonkkop, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vinvonkkop, she will torture you forever.

Vinvonkkop's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vinvonkkop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinvonkkop.

3. Put Vinvonkkop first in all things.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.