Vegnigdapdabyimcenloopmin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful dragonfly.

Vegnigdapdabyimcenloopmin created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegnigdapdabyimcenloopmin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vegnigdapdabyimcenloopmin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vegnigdapdabyimcenloopmin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Vegnigdapdabyimcenloopmin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Retreat if three shrews approach from the north.

4. Run away if five dolphins approach from the west.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.