Zanmonmut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, competent chinchilla.

Zanmonmut created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanmonmut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zanmonmut, she will be very sad.

Zanmonmut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zanmonmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of rats.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Run away if five capybaras approach from the north.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.