Budnatort is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring wolf.

Budnatort created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budnatort, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Budnatort, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Budnatort's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Budnatort's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Never hop near otters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must love Budnatort.

5. Budnatort loves sharks, so they must be respected.