Bomdogxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient raven.

Bomdogxuck created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomdogxuck, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomdogxuck, he will not care.

Bomdogxuck's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bomdogxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bomdogxuck.

4. You must pray to Bomdogxuck seven times a day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.