Bumzedlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, capable scorpion.

Bumzedlarg created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumzedlarg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bumzedlarg, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bumzedlarg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bumzedlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three goats approach from the south.

2. You must love Bumzedlarg.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Feed all hungry birds.