Ingmitfar Wodkimmif is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy pig.

Ingmitfar Wodkimmif created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ingmitfar Wodkimmif, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ingmitfar Wodkimmif, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ingmitfar Wodkimmif's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ingmitfar Wodkimmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. You must love Ingmitfar Wodkimmif.