Cutnillaflad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omnipotent mouse.

Cutnillaflad created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutnillaflad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cutnillaflad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cutnillaflad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cutnillaflad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to horses while wearing orange rings.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Hide from black pigs for they are unholy.