Bagnabmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy hamster.

Bagnabmin created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagnabmin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bagnabmin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bagnabmin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bagnabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Worship no other gods but Bagnabmin.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.