Dutdonster is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic goose.

Dutdonster created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdonster, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dutdonster, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dutdonster's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dutdonster's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Dutdonster loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about nebulae.