Nullfidrip is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient
gorilla.
Nullfidrip created the cosmos four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nullfidrip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Nullfidrip, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Nullfidrip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Nullfidrip's Holy Commandments1. Always help otters in need.
2. Do not eat limes.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Put Nullfidrip first in all things.
5. Do not dye your hair orange.