Dimflaptabkemdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, able ant.

Dimflaptabkemdiss created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimflaptabkemdiss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dimflaptabkemdiss, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dimflaptabkemdiss' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dimflaptabkemdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black kilts.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dimflaptabkemdiss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Never talk about special relativity near turtles while wearing cyan scarves.

5. Do not make images of living things.