Arnhentaf Yoklagshav is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-assured wolf.

Arnhentaf Yoklagshav created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Arnhentaf Yoklagshav, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnhentaf Yoklagshav, it will try to impress you with trees.

Arnhentaf Yoklagshav's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Arnhentaf Yoklagshav's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if eight snakes approach from the north.