Batbiflib is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, proud hippopotamus.

Batbiflib created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batbiflib, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Batbiflib, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Batbiflib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Batbiflib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Batbiflib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Always help swans.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Retreat if five bats approach from the north.