Gepnantan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful fairy.

Gepnantan created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gepnantan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepnantan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gepnantan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gepnantan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Run away if eight moths approach from the west.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.