Dimquimveen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, clever walrus.

Dimquimveen created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimquimveen, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dimquimveen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dimquimveen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dimquimveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near frogs while wearing cyan boots and balancing seven silicon spheres on your chest.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat bark.