Cebmutappgigafhanril is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful shark.

Cebmutappgigafhanril created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebmutappgigafhanril, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebmutappgigafhanril, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cebmutappgigafhanril's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cebmutappgigafhanril's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.