Ragdumhug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy rat.

Ragdumhug created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragdumhug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ragdumhug, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Ragdumhug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Ragdumhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.