Gepvadstig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient rat.

Gepvadstig created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepvadstig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepvadstig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gepvadstig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gepvadstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.