Zennullnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm cobra.

Zennullnutt created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zennullnutt, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zennullnutt, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zennullnutt's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zennullnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Always help horses.

3. Zennullnutt loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Never look at planets.