Bontadrig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent jaguar.

Bontadrig created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bontadrig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bontadrig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bontadrig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bontadrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Put Bontadrig first in all things.

4. Run away from pink shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Never look at planets.