Sag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent cow.

Sag created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sag, it will turn you into a tree.

Sag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Sag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.