Citgabmob is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody chicken.

Citgabmob created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Citgabmob, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Citgabmob, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Citgabmob's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Citgabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never sing in the presence of rats.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.