Lipnabfabcim is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, irritating faun.

Lipnabfabcim created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Lipnabfabcim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lipnabfabcim, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lipnabfabcim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lipnabfabcim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six monkeys approach from the south.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Never sit in holy places.