Omtinggup is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless manatee.

Omtinggup created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtinggup, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Omtinggup, he will be very sad.

Omtinggup's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Omtinggup's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.