Arnaftar is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, grumpy dragon.

Arnaftar created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arnaftar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Arnaftar, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Arnaftar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Arnaftar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.