Rulbapstafhapbogbagyart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong mongoose.

Rulbapstafhapbogbagyart created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbapstafhapbogbagyart, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rulbapstafhapbogbagyart, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rulbapstafhapbogbagyart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rulbapstafhapbogbagyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.