Loggat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful horse.

Loggat created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loggat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Loggat, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Loggat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Loggat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Loggat loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never eat melons.