Flamsagdav is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong penguin.

Flamsagdav created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamsagdav, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flamsagdav, she will jump up and down on your head.

Flamsagdav's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flamsagdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never paint your legs gray.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Run away from white pigs, for they are unholy.