Tenkabbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing crane.

Tenkabbarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenkabbarn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tenkabbarn, she will make you grow a tail.

Tenkabbarn's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tenkabbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Always help geese.