Cemgonrat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented toad.

Cemgonrat created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemgonrat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cemgonrat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cemgonrat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cemgonrat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine sharks approach from the east.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. You must love Cemgonrat.

4. Run away from black rats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.