Fomfossmil is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, cheerful crab.

Fomfossmil created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomfossmil, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fomfossmil, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fomfossmil's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fomfossmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fomfossmil.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near rats while wearing brown rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your back.

5. Do not shave your hands.