Jignattan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak camel.

Jignattan created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jignattan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jignattan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Jignattan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jignattan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Run away if nine sheep approach from the west.

5. Do not make images of living things.