Nuthudcab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, flying ferret.

Nuthudcab created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Nuthudcab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nuthudcab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nuthudcab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nuthudcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never think about optics near voles while wearing indigo skirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Never feed rice to rats while wearing black stockings.