Hugbambonk is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet fox.

Hugbambonk created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Hugbambonk, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hugbambonk, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hugbambonk's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hugbambonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing white shoes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Hide if nine rats approach from the east.

5. Never think about moons.