Tip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful chicken.

Tip created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tip on top of all buildings.

4. Run away if eight dogs approach from the east.

5. Always pray immersed in water.