Sinjopbog is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, merciless hare.

Sinjopbog created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinjopbog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sinjopbog, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sinjopbog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sinjopbog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from brown sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sinjopbog.

5. Do not shave your neck.