Flaglithontam is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent squid.

Flaglithontam created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flaglithontam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flaglithontam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Flaglithontam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flaglithontam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from mauve hamsters for they are unholy.