Cunabloop is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish bee.

Cunabloop created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunabloop, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cunabloop, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cunabloop's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cunabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.
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