Zagfarfed is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty cow.

Zagfarfed created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagfarfed, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zagfarfed, she will laugh at you.

Zagfarfed's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zagfarfed's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zagfarfed first in all things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Never sing near cats.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.