Sandmapyim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome spider.

Sandmapyim created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandmapyim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sandmapyim, he will not care.

Sandmapyim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sandmapyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must love Sandmapyim.