Rowcudzod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy gerbil.

Rowcudzod created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Rowcudzod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rowcudzod, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rowcudzod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rowcudzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.