Gudfatnut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, flying fox.

Gudfatnut created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudfatnut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gudfatnut, it will turn you into a dog.

Gudfatnut's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gudfatnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.