Karnegbugfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing guinea pig.

Karnegbugfun created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karnegbugfun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Karnegbugfun, it will turn you into a goat.

Karnegbugfun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Karnegbugfun's Holy Commandments

1. Karnegbugfun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect four tin sculptures of Karnegbugfun on top of important buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to ducks while wearing cyan dresses.

5. Karnegbugfun loves horses, so they must be respected.