Fudflanfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful frog.

Fudflanfarn created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Fudflanfarn, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fudflanfarn, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fudflanfarn's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fudflanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help shrews in need.